richwhitelesbian:

i’m at a job interview. they ask if i have any experience with computers and the internet. i look directly into the interviewers eyes and grin while i adjust my glasses

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brookemariegarcia:

“See you soon, buddy!” LMFAO.

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1612th:

thats not what i ordered

1612th:

thats not what i ordered

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jelloweasel:

For his Cakeland project, Oakland sculptor Scott Hove takes cues from both the animal kingdom and the modern kitchen. He gives flamboyant gâteaus teeth, jaws, and imposing frosting spikes. If someone decided to reboot Alien on Planet Candyland, Hove’s work would be a good place to start.

“This body of work is a result of self-education, a lifelong interest in artificial food and objects, and an obsession with the relationship between the beautiful and the brutal. All beautiful things are equipped with a defense mechanism, to protect against the predations of those who seek to possess. The mechanizations of the predator also have a terrifying elegance. The two working together tell a very old story, and are the basis of many archetypes.”

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